Friday, June 20, 2008

Just for laugh

Anda sepatutnya menjadi seorang jurutera jika:

1…. dalam dilemma semasa membuat pilihan samada untuk membeli bunga untuk buah hati atau meningkatkan RAM komputer anda…

2…. semasa menghabiskan masa belayar bersama sebuah kapal pelancongan, anda membuat lawatan peribadi ke bilik injin.

3…. semasa di kolej, anda merasakan cuti semester merupakan kegagalan fatik logam (metal fatique failure)..

4…. jurujual biasanya tidak dapat menjawab soalan anda….

5…. semasa pertunjukkan udara, anda bercakap mengenai kelajuan penerjun….

6…. anda menyimpan semua soket untuk peralatan elektrik yang sudah rosak…

7…. anda telah membuat rekaan yang cantik tapi masih mengubahnya…

8…. anda menghabiskan banyak masa dengan kalkulator dari cincin perkahwinan anda.

9…. komputer notebook anda melebihi harga kereta anda….

10…. anda cuba membaiki radio yang berharga RM5……

Anda tidak faham? Anda memang bukan seorang jurutera.

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

How to Buy High-Profit Corn

this is the article that took the article from the mail that i receive…

Last night, I had dinner with Gary, an Iowa commodities broker…

As we sat down to steaks, Gary told me two large hog businesses had gone under this week in Sioux City. “I saw the banker down at the farm counting [livestock] heads,” he said. “The banker in this town never leaves his office. It’s the first time he’s ever had to get s**t on his shoes.”

Gary lives in one of Iowa’s most productive farming counties. He helps local farmers sell their harvest using the futures and options markets in Chicago. He also makes million-dollar speculations of his own.

Gary really knows the “ag” markets. He used to be the head stock buyer in a cattle yard, he’s traded ag commodities every day for the past 40 years, and he spends all day talking with farmers.

The last time I met Gary – in November 2006 – he told me this:

“Corn is going to $5 a bushel, up from its current price of $3.33. Soybeans are going to $9, from their current $6.45. And Iowa farmland is a bargain at $5,000 an acre.”

Today, corn is $6 a bushel, soybeans are $13, and prime Iowa farmland is $10,000 an acre.

Back then, it was obvious grain prices had to rise. They were too cheap, and with the ethanol boom in full swing, it was plain to see corn and soybean prices would rise. Now it’s not so clear…

Gary says a bad crop could send corn to $10. But that’s not likely. The farmers are planting their fields right now, and Gary thinks there’s going to be a big crop this year. That could push grain prices down.

Gary wouldn’t predict a fall or a rise in the grain markets. He can’t know the future. But he did tell me he had sold all the grain production from his own farm, locking in corn prices at $5.80 and soybean prices at $12.80.

While it isn’t clear what’s going to happen to the grains… Gary said hog and cattle prices have to rise. Here’s why:

A knife is made out of steel. The knifemaker simply turns a raw material into a more expensive “value added” product. The hog and cattle farmer does the same thing. Corn is the raw material. Hogs and cows are a value-added corn product. Think of livestock as corn bins with four legs.

When steel prices rise, the knifemaker has to raise his knife prices or he’ll go out of business. Farmers haven’t been able to raise hog and cattle prices. Years of cheap corn have built up large inventories of meat.

Now the hog and cattle farmers are going out of business. Soon there’s going to be a shortage and prices will rise. “There’s going to be drastically higher meat prices when all this washes out,” Gary said.

 

To invest directly in hog and cattle prices, you have three choices: You could make friends with a farmer and ask him to buy livestock for you. You could open a futures trading account and buy live hog or feeder cattle futures. (Prices are volatile. Make sure you use plenty of margin and retain a broker who knows the agriculture markets well.)

Finally, you can buy a publicly traded meatpacker like Tyson, Hormel, or Smithfield. But be careful… other “corporate” variables may influence the prices of these stocks and ruin the trade, even if livestock prices rise.

Good investing,

 


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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Malaysia

Malaysia (pronounced /məˈleɪʒə/ or /məˈleɪziə/) is a country that consists of thirteen states and three federal territories in Southeast Asia with a total landmass of 329,847 km². The capital city is Kuala Lumpur, while Putrajaya is the seat of the federal government.The country is separated into two regions — Peninsular Malaysia and Malaysian Borneo — by the South China Sea.Malaysia borders Thailand, Indonesia, Singapore, Brunei and the Philippines.Located near the equator, the weather is characterised by tropical climate.Malaysia is headed by the Yang di-Pertuan Agong and politically led by a Prime Minister.The government is closely modeled after the Westminster parliamentary system.

Malaysia as a unified state did not exist until 1963. Previously, a set of colonies were established by the United Kingdom from the late eighteenth century, and the western half of modern Malaysia was composed of several separate kingdoms. This group of colonies was known as British Malaya until its dissolution in 1946, when it was reorganized as the Federation of Malaya and later recognized as an independent nation in 1957.Singapore, Sarawak, British North Borneo and the Federation of Malaya joined to form Malaysia on September 16, 1963.The early years of the new union were marred by an armed conflict with Indonesia and the expulsion of Singapore.The Southeast Asian nation experienced an economic boom and underwent rapid development during the late 20th century. With a GDP per capita standing at USD13,000, it has, from time to time, been considered a newly industrialized country.As one of three countries that control the Strait of Malacca, international trade plays a large role in its economy.At one time, it was the largest producer of tin, rubber and palm oil in the world.Manufacturing has a large influence in the country’s economy.The population of Malaysia is approximately 25 million.The Malays form the majority of the population. Some Malays are of Arab descent and there are sizable Chinese and Indian communities. Islam is the largest as well as the official religion of the federation.The Malay language is the official language, the original script was Jawi and it was based on Arabic script .

Malaysia is the founding member of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations and participates in many international organizations such as the United Nations.As a former British colony, it is also a member of the Commonwealth of Nations.It is also a member of the Developing 8 Countries.

more info: MALAYSIA

 



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Monday, May 5, 2008

WWW FAQs: Which is the fastest web browser?

2007-04-10: Speed means many things to many people. Startup time, the time required to display (or”render”)  a web page completely, and time wasted using a clumsy user interface are all relevant.

Microsoft Internet Explorer
usually has the fastest startup time on Microsoft Windows machines, although this is mostly because the real “price” of starting it up is paid during the booting of your Microsoft Windows system, whether you really want it or not. Beginning with version 7, Internet Explorer also features tabbed browsing, a feature that began life in Firefox. Tabbed browsing speeds up the process of dealing with many open web pages at once.

Apple’s Safari browser, seen on MacOS X systems, is derived from KDE’sKonqueror browser, most frequently seen on Linux systems. Both of these browsers offer good startup performance and tabbed browsing, but somewhat clunky user interfaces when compared to Firefox.

Opera is the fastest browser in terms of placing minimal demands on an older computer. Since Opera is written in well-optimized machine language, nothing else comes close to its sheer performance, especially on an old computer. Opera is free, so give it a try.

Firefox is a very fast descendant of Mozilla, well-tuned for real-world browsing experiences, with an interface that speeds up the way you get things done in a web browser by offering features like tabbed browsing and a more elegant “find” feature — another relevant kind of speed. Firefox also offers good startup performance and excellent page layout performance.

Of course, no web browser can make a slow modem work faster. If what you really want is to download large files more quickly, your choice of web browser is not an important consideration. For more information, see why is my modem so slow?

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